Praise Shrigma

shrigma is a lifestyle pioneered by an indigenous man from Madagascar whose name was Shrigma, he was a being of pure love with great teeth, though he smoked 4 packs a day and beat children with great frequency

i had a dream that Shrigma himself visited me and that he had bestowed upon me the highest honor, the markings of a true believer- the Shrigmata. But i awoke and still have pencil arms and chicken legs with no blessings of any kind

Shrigma was so photogenic, I really loved that about him. Always smiling, even when he was beating the ♥♥♥♥ out of kids with a hammer