1. Not every guy has a gamepad for his fellow friend.
2. Has no time to go to a friend, or the friend to come to our place.
3. No brother, no sister, no father and no dog who can play with us. Yeah, dogs can play videogames.
4. Want to enjoy the game while we are at home and cousy instead of being in a friend and worry if they are gonna poison us or else.
5. It's called PC because it's a personal computer, that means one guy at a time, not like a chip ♥♥♥♥♥ with 2 men at one time.
6. A man hugging other man because there is no space. You call that co-op? I think you Klie made it for a boy and a girl that co-op or what?
7. It's 2010. And every game is online.

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Shank at the store
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