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Tournament

6 June, 2019 - beef milk salad | 0 Comments

Hey there fellow beyblade fans, it's been nearly two years since our last tournament in Shanghai where the fan favorite beyblade master, Lil Yachty beat the ♥♥♥♥ out of Lil Peep to win the $50,000 for the starving kids of Djibouti foundation.

This year we will be hosting the tournament in Salem, Oregon where all winnings ($100,000) will be given to the charity God against Gays. This year's lineup includes some old favorites as well as some rookies, notably:

Kid Cudi
Lil Cumstain
Marshmellow
a_Inmon
Jack Black

We hope to see you all there!

Tournament

8 December, 2017 - beef milk salad | 1 Comments

Hello there fellow Beybladers. Sexy Ogres will be hosting the first ever international Beyblade tournament in Shanghai on December 25th. To enter you need to send 2 bitcoins to the Starving Kids of Djibouti foundation (They are our only sponsor because apparently the pope doesn't like gays). The prize pool consists of $50, a flippin' cool water bottle, and a pencil of your choosing. I hope to see you all there.

LET IT RIP

p.s you need to bring your own beyblades

p.p.s we only use the plastic ones, the metals ones can cause injury and we've already been sued twice