Sidd, Step Away from Civilization—Your Empire of Bad Life Choices is Crumbling

This group is dedicated to publicly shaming Siddhartha Rao, a man so addicted to Civilization that he might actually think he's still stuck on that cruise ship from 2020, running turn-based diplomacy with the buffet staff. While the rest of us were adjusting to lockdown life, Sid spent three months trapped at sea with his grandfather, presumably strategizing how to outmaneuver the ship’s janitorial crew for control of the Lido Deck.

Now, years later, he still refuses to return to reality. While we’re out here doing normal things—like working, socializing, and NOT simulating the rise and fall of empires for the millionth time—Sidd is still holed up in his Civilization cave, ignoring our messages and letting friendships crumble faster than a poorly-defended city-state.

At this point, we’re not even trying to get him to stop. We just want to publicly shame him for his choices. So, if you’ve ever lost a friend to the black hole that is Sid Meier’s Civilization. Join us in our mission to roast him relentlessly until he turns off the game, touches grass, and finally admits that Gandhi is always going to nuke him.

#BanSiddFromCiv

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