WE ARE THE NEON NATION OF SWAHILIO.

LAWS OF SWAHILIUS, AS TAKEN FROM THE HOLY BOOK OF THE NEON NATION, "1001 JOKES FOR SWAHILIANS":

-WE TYPE IN ALLCAPS BECAUSE WE SPEAK IN ALLCAPS.

-WE ARE NEVER KILLED, WE SIMPLY CHOOSE TO DIE SOMETIMES.

-THE SHOTGUN IS HOLY, AS ARE THE THINGS THAT ARE SHOT BY IT. THOSE WHO USE THE HOLY SHOTGUN ARE BLESSED IN THE SIGHT OF SWAHILIUS.