Gay boy,
You gay lol.
Gay,
CQB

Mrs. CQB,

Im done playing Mr Nice Guy, you should smell your own farts poop head. im sorry i had to say it but it needed to be.

Utmost Respect,
Devvint
CEO of Facebook, NASA, and the United States

Mrs. Devvint,
You gay lol
Warm regards,
CQB
CEO of Reddit

Mr/Mrs/Non-Binary CQB,

I find it extremely offensive that you would actively try to use my incorrect pronouns. I am a Mr. Please refer to me as such. I'll have you know that I did take a shower this week and my hair is much less greasy than normal. I would kindly ask you to refrain from referring to it, as it is a rough topic for me. You have two strikes, one more and you are banned.

Much Oblidged,
Devvint
15 Billion Reddit Karma
Moderator in r/overtheirhead, r/woosh, r/brap, r/choosingbeggars

Mrs. Devvint,
It has come to my attention that you are a stupid poo poo dumpy baby. Please remedy this situation before posting here again.
Thankies,
CQB
10 Billion Reddit Karma

P.S. Devvint is smellllllllllllly

mr. CQB, one more comment degrading our great community and you will be banned. I can not tolerate this childish behavior