What not to do in MVM

1. Play sniper
2. Play sniper
3. Just dont ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ play sniper
4 . Use phlog or backburner as pyro
5. Use a shield as demoman
6. Use any form of jumper
7. Play boot camp and expect the hatless to understand what chat is
8. Expect to play a "Quick Round Of MVM"
9. Read this guide whilst playing MVM
10. Have fun
11. Buy a ticket for mann up when you have not gotten up to nightmare in boot camp
12. Trade mann up loot without figuring out its actual value
13. Halloween Pun
14. Play nightmare without a full team of skilled friends or group members
15. Read up to this point during an mvm game, Come on!
16. Go AFK, Make sure you wont need to for more than a minute if you plan to do MVM
17. Not checking every reason why someone is being votekicked, instead of instantly saying no
18. Play sniper
19. Realise this guide is a short list, and you have been idling in the game you are in- and dont you continue to read on! Go back to the game!
20. Play a class that is allready taken. Even if its your main. Even if you could play it better. Just get them votekicked if they end up trying to heal the bots, or trying to help them get minicrits.
21. Bad joke that makes you stop reading this guide