BITCHE$ BE DROOLING OVER DI$ 21$T CENTURY BLING

WE STRIDE THE DAY WITH THE SUN AT OUR FEET

ONLY A SALT-WATER DRINKING FOOL WOULD WALK OUTSIDE WITHOUT ONE OF THESE INNVOTATIONS

ACCEPTED EQUIPMENT FOR SOCIAL NORMS OF ALL SEXUAL ORIENTATIONS, YOU TOO HERMAPHRODITES

MAKING THE VOID OF SPACE LOOK LIKE A ♥♥♥♥♥

MADE OUT OF PURE STEEL AND A TON OF CHARLIE SHEEN

COMES WITH 72 REAL VIRGINS, NICE TRY BIN LADEN

MADE IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, BEST PLACE ON EARTH

♥♥♥♥ DOESN'T NEED TO BE TIED, PUTTING BITCHASS SUMMER CAMP IN BANK RUPTCY

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ NEVER GET LOST IN THE KITCHEN WHEN YOU'RE AROUND

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FINANCIAL SAVIOR, WHO THE ♥♥♥♥ PAYS THE BILLS FOR ELECTRIC LIGHTS THESE DAYS?

SOLAR-POWER ♥♥♥♥♥, THAT'S EGO-FRIENDLY

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ REVOLUTIONARY SCIENCE MAH BRO

WHO THE ♥♥♥♥ WEARS DOES ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ JORDANS, THOSE ARE FOR COTON PICKING FREELOADERS

SANDALS? ARE U IN THE DARK AGES WITH SANDY VAGS OR SOME ♥♥♥♥?

NIKES ARE FOR LOWER-CLASS, UNDERPAID PEASANTS. ARE YOU A DUST-KICKED PEASANT? I HOPE NOT

LIVE DEMONSTRATION CARRIED OUT BY PROFESSIONAL LIT SKETCHER MLG PLAYER, DON'T TRY IT AT HOME KIDS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7i-EN7o6wc