SHURIMA SHURIMA SHURIMA SHURIMA

Make way
For Azir!
Say: "Hey!
It's Azir!

Hey clear the way in the ol' mid lane
Hey you! Miss fortune
You're in the wrong place
But stay! be the first ADC to meet his eye!
Make way!
Here he comes!
Drink pots!
Mash buttons!
Ah! You're gonna love this guy!

It's Azir - finally here - emperor pigeon
gonna get rekt, show some respect:
to authority
Now try your best to stay calm,
Cos you can beat him in farm,
So join his side as a soldier of Shuriiiiiiiiiiiiiii-ma

OH AZIR- walks without fear- alongside his sandmen
Strong as ten Gold I Shens definitely
He faced the diamond 3 hordes!
And got the season rewards!
Who tops the ranked leaderboards?
Why ITS AZIRRRRRR
He's the last emperor of Shurima
Before they changed the lore!
woke by his decsendent Sivir
Yeah but the new lores better

When it comes the disc of the sun
He's got a bird's head
cos he ascended
Just like Nasus and Renekton

HEY AZIR - come over here - Show me your sandstorm
where's my crown? I run this town? down on one knee...
Cos nobody else comapares
The others just stop and stare
They come to pay homage to me, Azir!


He's got jewels and gold rings beyond counting
He's got cashmoney
Lets see the flashmoney!
And to see him in battle, you'll flee!
He's glorious! So glorious!

He's got soldiers, and infinite power
(betrayed by xerath)-
now to feel his wrath-
on the warpath!
come and prove your loyalty
To Azir!
I said Azir!

OH AZIR - finally here the emperor pigeon
you got disabled 3 hours after release (cos hes bugged as ♥♥♥♥)
And that good people is why-
you should wait a week's time! (when hes cheaper)


With a million tear stack
deathcaps galore-
With a rod of ages
A seraph's and more!
LCS fakers, ice cream wafers
And noobs with less skill than a pair of salt shakers
You better ♥♥♥♥♥♥ Make way!
For AZIR!

OUR EMPEROR
OUR THEME SONG