Hello there students! We have accumulated a following of 9 members. Now is the time to talk about why we are here together ready to make a change in the capitalist rule. As you know from my lessons we will all need to pledge allegiance, recite and remember the teachings of past socialists. One of my favorites, the courageous Lenin will have his own pledge of allegiance. I have heard from some of your parents about disapproval of this new group. Well i tell you this, it is mandatory and you will be kept here for the rest of your schooling careers and if you so much as speak to another teacher about it, im phoning home and you will be marked down.
If any of you have any issues, you had better keep them to yourselves otherwise i will completely ignore you and explain how i wasnt there at the time and then i will side against you, even if you have evidence.

Mr. Lithgow