The Cult of The One and Only True Midgets

The Shrek Commandments
I ~ Thou shalt order extra onions.

II ~ Thou shalt be a brogre/ogirl for eternity.

III ~ Thou shalt not disrespect His Swamp.

IV ~ Thou shalt not ask the Almighty Shrek to "do the roar".

V ~ Thou shalt not praise Farquaads, Wreck-it Ralphs, or Fairy God Mothers.

VI ~ Thou shalt not say that Pixar is better than Dreamworks.

VII ~ Thou shalt not speak Thy Lord's name in vain. (eg. "Shrek is Dreck")

IX ~ Thou shalt not disrespect Fiona or the Children of Shrek.

X ~ Thou shalt accept the Almighty Shrek as The Lord & Savior.
XI ~ Thou shalt not be mad n' jelly bro.