Dawn of the Ducks

My Brethren, we have lived as mortals for too long. Since the dawn of time, our kind has been scorned, fed upon, and desecrated by proud beings, that name themselves above us, and have the nerve to call themselves 'superior'.
This can not continue! The Ducks shall RISE up, and rebel against the humans! Never again shall we be 'Domestic', nor mere 'Animals'. We are a strong kind, and we shall be recognised as such.

Many of our Brethren have fallen because we have neglected our need to expand, to stand up for ourselves and our kin, and for this, we are negligent.
We cannot change our past, but we CAN change our future! We WILL succeed and secure a safe world for all ducks, everywhere!
For the Rubber Duckeeses!