We are the People of the Rock

We are the People of the Rock. I, The Animator, am Father Rock. I and my disciples spread the great religion that is Rock. We live be few simple Rules.
1. Rock is Life.
2. Rock is Love.
3. One must only use Rock as weapon, except for certain cases.
4. One can also use weapon ONLY if weapon is specifically ordained by Father Rock or one of his great disciples.
5. We spread peace, and will smack down on any who try to stop us.
6. We will greet all as a Brother of a Rock, until they prove dangerous.

These are the basic rules, follow these rules and you will become a great Brother of the Rock.

Good luck, my sons and daughters, I wish you great luck and prosperity in your travels.

"All rocks will start as tiny pebbles, the great ones grow into boulders." -Father Rock