a bunch of childish scrubs wanting to be cool!

Welcome to the DCLOOB Weed Farm! we have lots of weed, 5 billion weeds to be precise. we also sell furniture, such as beds made of weed. we have had trouble with a hobo named smoodle who lives in a cardboard box and steals and eats our weed, so if you see him, make sure to report your encounter to me. our weed testing labs are on the left where we stuff weed in some poor dude's mouth. the weed shop is on the right, where you can by all of your weed and weed related items. at the end of the farm is the food court, where guests get an unlimited pass to an all you can eat buffet.(WARNING: this pass expires the moment you start looking like an obese lizard). we post weekly updates on how our sales have been doing. if you need anything, message me. HAVE A WEEDY DAY!

WEED FARM RULES, WARNING, INFO, AND LEGAL TERMS:
1. If you like jake paul, you will be considered a trespasser and will be shot on sight
2. we have trademarked our weed, and any unauthorized distribution will result in a fine of up to $1,000 and up to 7,000 years jail time. remember, piracy of weed or weed related items is not a victimless crime
3. we love children, so when working on the weed farm, please do not sell to kids. (unless they bribe you or say please, then they can have our whole supply)
4. remember, we are sponsored by the US NAVY, the FBI, and jacob sartorious's voice without autotune, all equally as dangerous. SO DONT ♥♥♥♥ WITH THE WEEDFARM
5. all our weed is obtained from an anonymous source that may or may not be Pinky pie from my little pony. she's pink because she puffs on the blunt all day
6. If our weed gives you an erection lasting more than 4 hours, we are not held legally responsible
7. If you or a loved one has been recently diagnosed with mesothelioma or a rare type of cancer known as "Geoff Johnson Syndrome", please do not enter the weed farm
8. please do not run, jump, climb, or do anything that a 45 year old, feminist mother of 3 wouldn't want you to do.
9. If england is your city, you recieve a free, all day pass into the weed farm

If you are interested in a job on the weed farm, make sure to message me about it, and i will most likely hire you because i am a desperate ♥♥♥♥♥♥ that needs more people to join my group.

Yours Truly,
Cringey Craig
(Scrub, Farm Owner, Probably gonna get reported soon for violating the
terms of service)

PS. Sorry Steam, please dont take my weedfarm.

But seriously, ♥♥♥♥ off smoodle. you freeloading pot addict




MAKE WEED LEGAL[norml.org]
OUR WEBSITE AND MERCH!!![www.WeedFarmAndWeedRelatedItems.org]
Link to smoodle's box[hoshanarabbah.org]