Enjoy the R8? Join or cult today and conquer the world!

I sexually Identify as a R8. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of being implented in the game and linked be into the reddit threads. People say to me that a person being a R8 is Impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a reddit scientist put my brain into my R8 like terminator, equipping me with the highest damage known to mankind. From now on I want you guys to call me "R8pe train" and respect my right to one hit kill from above and spin needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a R8phobe and need to check your gun privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.