[Intro]
He-he-here we go!

So these ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ are here, performing for you
If you know the words, you can join in too
Put your hands together, and up your ass!
Cause' this ♥♥♥♥♥♥ rap, is pretty Cras
Huh!

[Chorus]
DK
Donkey Kong!

[Verse 1]
He's the leader of the bunch, you know him well
He's finally back to kick some tail
His coconut gun can fire in spurts
If he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt!
He's bigger, faster, and stronger too
He's the first member of the DK crew!
Huh!

[Chorus]
DK
Donkey Kong!
DK
Donkey Kong is here!

[Verse 2]
This ♥♥♥♥ got style, so listen up dudes
If you ask him nice, he'll send some nudes
Give him a nut, and he'll disapear fast
we don't talk about his questionable past
Him and Joe, stay up all night (They're just friends)
But you can ♥♥♥♥ off, he didn't know alright!
Huh!

[Chorus]
Rowan
Rowan Dunn!

[Verse 3]
He has no style, he has no grace
Th-this Reece has a funny face
He's studying his human friends
his go to response is 'It depends'
He's collecting data for his robot friends
he drives his buddies, round the bends

Huh!

[Chorus]
Reece Blythe
He's a ♥♥♥

[Verse 4]
He's back again and about time too
And this time he's in the mood
He can fly real high with his jetpack on
With his pistols out, he's one tough Kong!
He'll make you smile when he plays his tune
But Kremlings beware 'cause he's after you!
Huh!

[Chorus]
DK
Donkey Kong!
Huh!

[Verse 5]
Finally, he's here for you
It's the last member of the DK crew!
This Kong's so strong, it isn't funny
Can make a Kremling cry out for mummy
Can pick up a boulder with relative ease
Makes crushing rocks seem such a breeze
He may move slow, he can't jump high
But this Kong's one hell of a guy!

[Skit]
C'mon Cranky, take it to the fridge!

[Outro]
Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells
Grapes, melons, oranges and coconut shells
Aww yeah!
Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells
Grapes, melons, oranges and coconut shells
Aww yeah!