When I meme, I cream

I remember, on july 15th 2010, I had one of the craziest nights of my life. It all started when I turned on episode 10 of Cory in the House, one of my favorite episodes. As soon as I heard thew first "woo!" of the intro song, my erection shot up faster than a 50 calibre ♥♥♥ cannon. I started masturbating as furiously as I ever have, I ejaculated so hard that the walls were coated in thick, creamy juice. Then the intro was over. when the first scene cut to Corey, the cycle repeated. By the end of the episode, my ♥♥♥♥ looked like a ringed out kitchen cloth. It was the best night of my life.

༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ The sound of expanding dongs echoes, across the universe ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽

Mrotsdnad eduraS

Sarude Dandstorm?

mfw santa isnt rele

Yeah I have claymores but I don't use them to camp. I just place them in like toilets and ♥♥♥♥ in case anyone goes to drop a load.
Alright I'm back, just grabbed a gingerbread man. I got 99 problems but a snack ain't one.
This ♥♥♥♥ kind of reminds me of Finding Nemo. Except instead of finding Nemo I'm trying to find out wherever the ♥♥♥♥ I am.
Cr1tikal

By the mighty ♥♥♥♥ of Santa Claus. Cr1tikal

One day, just one day I will slap my wiener around until it does a full 1080. Cr1tikal

You ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ass spanking, fruit punch drinking, guitar playing, ♥♥♥♥ eating, piece of alligator jizz! Cr1tikal

Just turn around, look him in the face, and start rubbing your nipples at him. Get those bad boy lactating a little bit. Cr1tikal