what the hell were you doing? http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=35f_1376345817

wow thats pretty impressive what did u do to go to jajil? i bet u did soimething bad i wish i met lil b hes such a nice guy

one time i got arrested and went to jail and i met lil b, he says that he knows the basedgod and i was very positive

oh well u can fk her ass nextr time i wish i could have sex and have a girlfriend -_- when i was 11 yrs old that one of my big white chickens died i tried to revive it by blowing into its beak and etc so then i thought logically u know how little chicks come out of chicken butts right?? so i tried putting her eggs back into her body to see if it would make her alive again but it didnt work later that day i threw her in a hole and covered the hole with dirt i think evertday about that day i wish i could have done better it gets me emootional aswell u know i feel like i did this to my chicken

Well, that was a bad idea because jamming the turd back in caused the gas behind it to back up and just about the time I went in for what probably would have been the thrust that got the turd out of my way, the gas exploded. It shot my ♥♥♥♥ and the turd out like a rocket. Now, if getting your ♥♥♥♥ explosively expelled from your chick's ass and then getting hit in the gut with a flying turd doesn't make your ♥♥♥♥ soft, you're a better man than I am.

Every once in a while I get lucky and my girlfriend let's me bang her in the ass. Well, last night I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ the ♥♥♥♥ (wrong expression I know) out of her ♥♥♥♥♥ and she turns around and says, "You can stick it in my ass if you want" and that made me hornier than I already was, so I pull out of her ♥♥♥♥♥ and start to slip it in her winky when about halfway in I run into an obstruction.
The first thing that pops into my head is man, that's kinda gross bumping up against a turd with my ♥♥♥♥, but then I figured maybe if I just kept banging her I could shove it back in far enough to get the damn thing out of my way.