I AM THE FEMINAZI

I am the feminist who is out to ruin your life.
I am the feminist who is ruining your perfectly respectful marragie by suggesting Audrey Lorde to the book club that your wife attends.
And YES I am the one who convinced her to get that shorter hair cut that you pretend to like, but don't really like.
I am the feminist who is pushing your daughter down the slippery slope of sluthood by giving her highfive when she told me she keeps her own supply of condoms.