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The bartender replied, "That's Jonny. He comes here often. Ask him and he'll tell you the story."
So he went over to Jonny and asked, "Yo. What's wrong with your head?" Jonny looked over and said, "I'll tell you the story."
"I was walking along the beach one day, when this strange man stopped me and said that he could grant 3 of my wishes. So I wished that my family and friends would remain happy and healthy for the rest of their lives. My second wish was for them to have everything they needed."
He paused for a moment and looked the man in the eyes and said, "Now, this was the biggest mistake of my life."
"What did you wish for next?" replied the man, both confused and amazed.
"I wished for a big orange head."