♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ about rage quitters in LFD2 exclusively for ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥?

I'd make a poll to ask this question, but everyone would just click yes so there isn't a point.

It's a well known, empirically established fact that rage group admins are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Maybe some of you rage group admins don't understand why, which honestly doesn't surprise me; comprehension is not a rage group admin's strong point.

Let's face it, there are no skilled players that complain about rage quitters. There never have been and there never will be. In order to hold this worldview, you must necessarily have Williams syndrome.

Think of an iconic PC game. The first one that pops into your head should be Star Craft, because it's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ iconic. Star Craft allows rage quitting in ladder matches. Think of another icon. That's right, you thought of Counterstrike: another rage quit condoning franchise as well. Now think of a third icon. Yea, the very game you are playing, Left 4 Dead, full of ragers. Are you noticing a pattern? Of course you are, you're an autistic basement dwelling ♥♥♥♥, all you notice is patterns. The only PVP platforms worth endorsing promote rage quitting.

Why is this? It's because the whole of society (Not just L4D Developers, Moderators and players) doesn't want to be associated with you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. They know all you grease covered basement dwellers are just sitting there, ready to brag about “pwning” the 130ms delayed team of Russian 8 year olds on a North American dedicated host. You'd have to be a moron to stay in a game if you knew it was to appease thousands of sack of ♥♥♥♥ basement dwellers; just to afford them more time to shove Doritos into their gaping black hole of a mouth.

Go ahead, name one good game that punishes rage quitting. You can't. It's impossible.

Another well known fact is that it takes skill to win a war of attrition. You need to have surgeon like precision to wield a less than ideal team composition against an intelligent enemy, no matter how narrow the victory. You need to be a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ machine; it takes real skill to win in a close conflict. A pub stomp on the other hand, is ridiculously easy to win. Oh; just point and click. Any ♥♥♥ with downs can do that; that's why there are still rage group admins. You down syndrome ♥♥♥♥ can't do anything else. It's embarrassing. I'm embarrassed for you. Maybe if you actually tried to play a real game, you could improve upon yourself, or not die a virgin.

You ever talk to a girl and mention that you enjoy Spore or whatever ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ you do all day, and she gives you this look of utter contempt? That's never happened to you, because you never go outside of your mother's basement.

Now does forming a rage group turn you into a blind, retarded, autistic ♥♥♥♥♥♥... Or do blind, retarded, autistic ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ create rage groups? I don't know; that's some “chicken or the egg” ♥♥♥♥, but I do know that if you create rage groups, you are a sub human, like a leper.

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