IF GOD HAD WANTED YOU TO LIVE, HE WOULD NOT HAVE CREATED ME

TIPS TO BEING A TRUE TF2 MARINE

1: PLAY AMERICAN CLASSES SUCH AS SOLDIER, SCOUT, AND ENGINEER

2: TYPE IN CONSOLE "bind f4 "say fragged"" AND USE IT EVERY TIME YOU KILL SOMEONE

3: USE THE EQUALIZER OR SHOVEL

4: IF YOU USE THE ESCAPE PLAN YOU ARE A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ COWARD

5: DO NOT FEAR DEATH: RUN STRAIGHT INTO THE ENEMY TEAM WITH A SHOVEL IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO. DEATH IS PREFERABLE TO DISHONOR

6: IF ABLE TO, SCREAM IN YOUR MIC FOR MAXIMUM INTIMIDATION FACTOR

7: THE ONLY COSMETICS YOU ARE ALLOWED TO USE ARE BADGES

8: USE THE SHOTGUN, GUNBOATS ARE FOR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥