Lets go out into the world of haven and ruin everyones fun.

I was in the middle of the river with the griefer in my boat, his friend was also skinning aurochs a little further afield at this point he came running down and ran up and down the river. I proceeded to rage the griefer in the back by explaining this was a level one alternate and i was happy to stay logged in 24/7, he realised the situation he was in (logging out in a boat and moving the boat away results in a stuck char) He began to bargain with me, offering me my boat back and some of the aurochs. ♥♥♥♥ THAT I SAID. I told him he could go die and that i would quite happily have all his loot. He told me his friend would kill me. ♥♥♥♥ YEAH I SAID. I moved away upriver to see if his friend would follow.. SUCKER DID. Got lucid to log back in once we were away and take both boats (you can lift a boat in a boat lol) 3 boats and a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of loot later and i love this game.

It was an epic theft, i used pan mode and zoom to spy on the griefer while he was skinning away at his aurochs, i was quietly gaining stamina for a speed burst. He continued skinning away for a while and then he unloaded his chests from his boat, that was when i got the idea to make off with all his loot. i waited until he had filled both chests and then he went back one last time to fill his inventory, having gained stamina i was able to go full sprint from my tree cover, despite game lag i dodge around the first 2 boats and got withing range of his boat at this point he had seen me and i was worried he would shoot my ♥♥♥♥♥♥ alt to death in one arrow. Nope he panicked and ran for his boat, it was a close call but i landed the right click first, then something that shouldnt have happened without awesome lag happened. HE JUMPED IN BEHIND ME. At this point i was like ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ he might be able to kill me, NOPE. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ boated out to the middle of the river.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ epic. Goth found a bunch of dead aurochs, skinning them. Called me over to help. Both skinning, Goth went back to base to get more crates. Goth screams over steam "DUDE. COMING UPRIIVER. ♥♥♥♥♥♥. HIDE. HE'S COMING YOUR WAY."

♥♥♥♥ that. Kept skinning. Sure enough he comes in, carrying Goth's boat with him. And he's got a pumpkin head. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ greifer. Time to log. Managed to get 4 skins. That's 16 leather ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. While i'm logged, I tell got to alt and go hide behind a tree, I know when it's safe to go back in and grab my boat. He comes up with an insane idea to steal the guys boat after he's loaded all the skins in.

Some how, that hooplehead pulls it off. Not only that, he got the Mr. pumpkin in the back seat.

12:58 AM - Psycho//DevilzAngel: I HAVE CONTROL OF THE BOAT
12:58 AM - Psycho//DevilzAngel: HES IN IT

And then I pinched both boats while Mr. Pumpkins friend chased Goth. I ran out of wordcount. THE END ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!

♥♥♥♥ a brick. Was building a house at our peninsula, and this negro rocked up in a boat wearing armour and carrying a bow and arrow. ♥♥♥♥ that, logged right out.

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