If you're seeing this then.... it hurts to too much to think about, those poor sobs.

I've lost track of the year, but I heard they added another state to the country. We are all survivors from the war between the Peanut Butter Baron and the Count of the Chocolate kingdom. They declared war over who the people admired more. For eons everyone loved them both, worshiping them like gods, then one day a zealot forced them to live in close quarters shackled them to one another... I'm sure you know what I'm referring to, Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. This made the people love them both even more, however, it made the two powerhouses hated grew so fast for one another that a bolt of lightning couldn't catch up. After a millennia, the beasts were freed from their prison and at last they were able to settle once and for all who was truly the best, no longer did they care about what the peasants thought, they only cared about eliminating each other... forever.

You! You are a survivor, and I'm glad to meet you, we don't have many luxuries or amenities, but we do have some hammocks with bananas inside of em, and I would be honored to call you my brother in arms in these, the last days.