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"There's a scoot on my dispenser!"
"Scoot on point E!"

We are a group that is trying to spread the wonderful fact (not actually a fact, but, hey, we can sure as hell pretend it is) that "Scout" is actually pronounced "Scoot". Tell your friends about this ponderous pronounciation! Make them tell their friends! If you don't have any friends, then you should go around and preach the word of "Scoot" to everyone you meet! If you happen to not meet people, then, well... Pride yourself for knowing how to pronounce "Scout"!

"But, wait a minute, it's spelled 'S C O U T', this makes no sense."
Remember to shun (or not, your personal choice) anyone in denial of this obviously true pronounciation!

"What events will we do?!//1/1!?"
None. At all. Maybe. This group is simply here to spread around the true sound of the wonderous word "Scout".

"Scoot sounds dumb!"
You must be "dumb" not to realize how to actually pronounce "Scout"!

So go ahead, spread the word "Scoot" around!