Professional Suicide Crew

The Focus of this clan is just to have fun playing the game, be semi-serious, and tear it up when we do get down!

Our main games are any Valve game, mainly L4D, L4D2, CS:S, DoD:S, and TF2.

We want you in if...
1) You can have fun, even under defeat.
2) You're a team player.
3) You're a decent player.
4) You've been known to suicide into death with no fear.
5) You're open to suggestions and want to grow with other great players.

However, we DO NOT want you in if
1) You RAGE
2) You whine and groan
3) You think everyone that is better than you is a Hacker, and are quick to call it.
4) You are quick to flame war, whether winning or losing. Nobody likes a no-lifer.
5) You constantly blame others and do not recognize your own shortcomings.

This summary will grow more and more as time goes on and when I get ideas. Ideas are good!!!

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RECENT ANNOUNCEMENTS

A Friendly Scrimmage

7 August, 2011 - Solenya | 1 Comments

Left 4 Dead 2 Clan Die To Win (-[DTW]-) has offered to host a friendly scrimmage against DTW and PSC. I know most people in this clan have gamed with DTW at one point or another, and some of our members such as B_Skee and most recently, myself, have dual membership in DTW and PSC.

I know this clan is about dead, but if anyone is interested in the scrimmage please post in the comments. Thank you.

- The Jew

War...It's What's For Dinner

31 May, 2011 - Penguin Of Bane | 3 Comments

Ok folks, here's the deal: WGB has declared a full on war w/PSC!

As my first act as a new admin, & being the mature 29 yr old accountant that I am, I will formally accept this petty online challange for the souls of the first born children of each clan member and/or bragging rights - details to be worked out later.

WGB has listed 3 offenses as the cause of war:

1) "PSC members lack any sense of honor, duty, or commitment, as demonstrated by this act of barbarism and the undeniably woeful PSC Steam rating."

To this I call BS, as I totally have a Call of Duty game...wait, maybe I read that wrong. Screw it, I say PSC has a sense of honor & duty, even if we don't practice it, but we totally know about it.

2) "PSC members are both untalented and unskilled, the veritable proletariat of the gaming community, and in fact prefer to scavenge for gas cans than compete against their betters."

Again, BS! I can honestly say I can't hardly find anyone to scavenge w/me when after I've raged from a total ass kicking through some pub stompers in a Realism Vs game...err, I mean, I can't find guys to play scavange but can fill a Vs. game w/PSC guys.

3) "PSC members consistently fail to uphold their own charter, raging whenever it strikes their fancy, whining and groaning about both their failures in-game and their fellow members, and utilizing racial scapegoats (i.e. myself and Boss Player) to hide their shortcomings as gamers and human beings."

Ok, sooooo, disregard my last counter arguement & well...we'll use any scapegoat we can for getting in the rear by a slobbering Smoker & being violated in the front by Boomer.

So I'm sure all of my fellow PSC'xicans can agree that these alligators & rebuttals are silly & cannot stand on their own. In the words of the mighty & wise The Dude,"This aggression will not stand!" I challange all of my fellow PSC'xicans to join me in this fight & represent PSC!!!

Let's get a scrimmiage of WGB vs. PSC going soon. With the winners getting the souls of...err...bragging rights & reinstating dual clanship tagging. Am I hopped up on cold meds & feeling like ♥♥♥♥? Quite possibly w/out a doubt! But that's neither here nore there & I wont stop until one clan has horse herpes & devours itself into bolivia!

It was at this point in their declaration of independence that they were trying to be all clever & quote Jay Z to sign off. Well, I'll show'em that PSC is no bag of cheese to take lightly & will sign off accordingly w/a serious & thoughtfull question for WGB:

"So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really
really really wanna zigazig ha.

If you want my future forget my past,
If you wanna get with me better make it fast,
Now don't go wasting my precious time,
Get your act together we could be just fine"

-POB