Praise pingu or else....

Pingu is our lord and saviour. Worship him today and you can become a pinjew like me. We must exterminate all haters of our overlord. TELL YOUR KIDS! TELL YOUR FRIENDS! TELL YOUR FAMILY! TELL EVERYONE ABOUT PINGU AND HIS MAGNIFICENT ARMY OF SOUP!!!

YOU MUST SAY THIS PLEDGE EVERY DAY WHEN YOU WAKE UP AND EVERY NIGHT!

I pray to you lord pingu. You saved us from being gassed by pinga. You truly are a hero to me. I sing with your name in mind, I think with your name in mind, I sleep with your name in mind, I ALWAYS HAVE YOU IN MIND! TAKE ME LORD PINGU!!!!!!!!!!!!