Stealing Potatoes From Across The Globe

We are the Potato Bandits, we steal potato sacks, potato buckets, potato bags, potato containers, potato jars, and single potatoes. We will gladly burn for our crime, it is the honorable thing to do.
In order to be a trustworthy and savvy Potato Bandit, you must follow and keep by the Potato Bandit Creed.

1. If it looks like a potato, steal it.
2. If it smells like a potato, steal it.
3. If it tastes like a potato, steal it.
4. If it feels like a potato, steal it.
5. If it sounds like a potato, steal it.
AND MOST IMPORTANTLY
6. DO NOT BRING TURNIPS BACK TO THE BASE.