If at first you dont succeed, you fail. [Fail = no cake.]

At the enrichment center, we believe that a highly motivated test subject [must win!] can carry out rarther complex tasks [owning?], while enduring the most intense pain [dodging bullets!], so incase you dont make it through the testing [fail] - goodbye!

Now your thinking with portals. [speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out]

Join now or you will miss out on your party! [cake] The Enrichment Center is committed to the well being of all participants. [goodbye!] Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test. Thank you for helping us help you help us all.

Don't own a hand held portal device? Visit your local Aperture Science Enrichment Center now! Also did you know that you can donate one of your vital organs to the aperture science's charity fund for girls? Its true!

8 Out of 10 Aperture Science hard working employee's recommended this group to their faithful companion cubes and friends. [8 we're mentally unstable, 2 suddenly died]

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Happy holidays people!

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