IN ARNOLD WE TRUST.

- On the first day, Arnold created the gym.

- On the second day, Arnold went to the gym and pumped until the third day.

- On the third day, Arnold created Counter-Strike, and was immediently placed in Global Elite.

- On the forth day, Arnold created his disciples, a few men who he trusted to carry forth his legacy of gains and plays. He also went to the gym and pumped some more.

- On the fifth day, Arnold created the rest of the world, and most importantly, did not skip leg day.

- On the sixth day, Arnold and his disciples drank and drank and drank and drank until they were so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ they couldn't even walk. They then decided to play Counter-Strike, but as they were blackout drunk, they were banned, accused of being "pods".

- On the seventh day, after a long hangover gym session, Arnold and his disciples formed Podligan and on their new accounts, started climbing back to Global Elite. "I'll be back", Arnold said, and queued up for matchmaking.

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