Pmurt Dlanod!

Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the president of a nation called America

In west Kekistan born and raised
On the border was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all building some walls outside of the nation
When a couple of Democrats who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my country
I got in one little election and my country got great again
America said, "You're movin' with Mike Pence and the GOP in the White House."

I made America great again with her day after day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
She gave me a wall and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my Walkman on and said, "I might as well kick it."

First class, yo, this isn't bad
Drinking a small loan of $1000000 out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of the White House living like?
Hmm, this might be alright.

But wait I hear they're liberal, progressive, all that
Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the president of the White House

Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested yet
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said "Fresh" and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought, "Nah, forget it."
– "Yo, home to the White House."

I pulled up to the White House about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie, "Yo home smell ya later."
I looked at my nation
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the President of The White House

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Wow, yea!

Pence and Rand
Live upstairs
The winning's loud
So we don't care

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Oh yea

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We're all alright
We're all alright
Yea!
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I Still recall
And win on down
Pick you up
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Not a thing to do
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Yea!
(Oh yea, oh yea)

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Pmurt Rhapsody

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Is this the real china?
Is this just russia?
Caught in a recession,
No escape from fake news.

Open your eyes,
Look up to a small loan of $1,000,000 and see,
I'm just a rich boy, I need a small loan of $1,000,000,
Because I'm easy bada-bing, easy bong,
Little high, little low,
Any way fake news blows doesn't really matter to me, to me.

The internet, just killed CNN,
Put a meme against his dox,
Pulled my twitter feed, now he's dead.
America, life had just begun,
But now I've gone and thrown it all away.

America, ooh,
Didn't mean to make you cry,
If I'm not back again this time in 4 years,
Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters.

Too late, my time has come,
Sends shivers down my spine,
Popularity's aching all the time.
♥♥♥♥ you, fake news, I've got to cofvefe,
Gotta take you all down and face the truth.

America, ooh (any way the wind blows),
I don't wanna lose the next election,
I sometimes wish I'd never been elected at all.

I see a little silhouetto of a politician,
Hilary, HIlary, will you delete the emails?
SJWs and liberals,
Very, very frightening me.
(Pencelileo) Pencelileo.
(Pencelileo) Pencelileo,
Pencelileo "Like ♥♥♥♥ get shock"
Magnifico-o-o-o-o.

I'm just a rich boy, nobody loves me.
He's just a rich boy from a rich family,
Spare him his life from fake news.

Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?
Bismillah! No, we will not let you go. (Let him go!)
Bismillah! We will not let you go. (Let him go!)
Bismillah! We will not let you go. (Let me go!)
Will not let you go. (Let me go!)
Never let you go (Never, never, never, never let me go)
Oh oh oh oh
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Oh, CNN, CNN (CNN, let me go.)
California has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me.

So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye?
So you think you can love me and leave me to die?
Oh, America, can't do this to me, America,
Just gotta win, just gotta win right in to the next election here.

(Ooooh, ooh yeah, ooh yeah)

America really matters,
Anyone can see,
America really matters,
America really matters to me.

Any way the wind blows.