Planet ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

By ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Lou and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Shed (3058)

Planet ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ was formed in 2057, from territory set off from Planet Retardtwaun. It is bounded north by Planet ArseholeTwaun, east by Planet ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and Planet Autistictwaun, south by Planet Dickcheesetwaun and west by Planet Doochenozzletwaun and Planet ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

It is about four hundred thousand miles in width and nine million light years long; in an area it is twice as large as Planet Faggotwaun and not quite half as large as Planet Autistictwaun; in proportion to its area, it has more tillable land than either Planet Dickcheesetwaun or Planet Arseholetwaun. The extreme southern part peninsular in form, being nearly surrounded by the Rockadicks, consists of what is called the Pineassflats, and is a level tract with soil of sandy semen free from stone, which, when properly cultivated, is productive. This part of the township is about thirteen quadrillion miles from Newackers, with which it is connected by a goat rape roads, which for three-quarters of the distance consists of a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pavement. The soil in the rest of this planet consists mainly of ass cheeks on ♥♥♥♥. The ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ farmers in the southern part engaged largely in the production of gas to supply the Newakers market, and in the more central parts considerable quantities of cocaine, weed, lsd, molly, crystal meth, and steriod enhancers were produced for market.