GeT_PigReKt

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We are entrusted with the fated revival of the pigret clan. We will be reborn from the ashes of the Earth and crush everything in its way. The sins of our enemies must be baptised in noodles and rice tings. Obito die in the rocks.... trorororororor he didnt! The banter train has no brakes. r8 8/8 gr8 b8 m8. PP-Bizon is OP. Remember, GaBen iz luv GaBen iz lyfe. JANEAR JAFAR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Goin out with me m8s for some cheeky nandos and serving up some well cheeky tactics for the archduke of Banterbury and to top it off we head out for some top quality banter.
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I was only 14 years old
I loved Gaben and Cs so much
I had all the merchandise
I pray to Lord Gaben every night before i go to bed thanking him for my cs skins
"Lord Gaben iz love" i say "Lord Gaben iz life"
My brother hears me and calls me a ♥♥♥♥♥♥
I knew he was just jealous for my devotion to Gaben
I call him a ♥♥♥♥
And ♥♥♥♥♥ slap him and send him to bed
I lay in bed and it is cold
I feel a warmth coming towards me
ITS GABEN, and he has a KNIFE and an M4A1-S MASTERPIECE
I am so happy
He whispers in my ear"This is my game"
he throws all the skins at me
Im ready
I play cs go with Gaben
It is late and im tired but i'll do it for Gabe
I can feel myself falling asleep
But i want to play with Gaben
He roars a mighty roar and clutch aces a match
My brother walks in
Gaben looks him in the eye and says
Its all CS now
He leaves through my window
Lord Gaben is love, Lord Gaben is life

Based on a true story...



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