We guarantee you after this decade no more lemonade stands will PO you anymore

Have you ever just been playing a game in the dark all curtains close with no lights on and haven't left the house in 6 months and hear across the street "Lemonade 25 cents" and think shut the **** up well this matter needs to be taken care of, if you are reading this you are now anti-lemon we will take you through a course of high level training conducted by Chuck Norris, the red power ranger, a hedgehog, and a spy crab. We will have the LPA (Lemon Protection Agency) to contact you when you will be transported to the training facility in a under ground base with heavily guarded security. Good luck

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26 August, 2015 - hhm1216 | 0 Comments

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Why be KFC so DAAAAYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM expensive?

26 June, 2015 - Kathleen Magoon | 0 Comments

De othuh day, I wuz at da kernals, and I noticed an origional bucket was NINE NINETY ♥♥♥♥♥♥' NINE LIKE HELL NOE HOW 'MY S'POSED TO BY MAH WEED AND 'FODE KFC FO LIL' YOLONDA AND TYRONE?
lIKE FO' REAL, DEN I GOT' BUY DRINKS, AND THEY AIN'T EVEN GOT NO GRAPE SODA! LIKE WHAT THE LITTERAL HELL I SPEND MY GOOD HARD EARNED MONEY WORKING AT THE DAM DMV AND I CAN'T SPEND IT ALL OF PEPSI LIKE FO' HELL NO
SO DEN I CALLED TASHONDA AND TOLD HER, AND SHE SAID THAT SHE JUST GOES TO "BIG MAMA'S SOUL FOOD EXPRESS" AND DEN I TOLD HER "♥♥♥♥♥, THAT PLACE MAKES THEIR CHICKEN OUT OF WHITE CRACKUHS WHO HANDE CONFLICT APPROPRIATLY" NOW NORMALLY I'D HAVE NO PROBLEM EATING THEM, BUT FO' REAL? I DON'T GO TO BIG MAMA'S CUZ FELEISHA WORKS THEIR, AND I STILL GOT HER WEAVE FROM 1997. SPEAKING OF 1997, MY '97 FORD TAURUS AIN'T GOT NO WARRENTY! LIKE DAHELL' GON' HAPPEN WHEN MY HUBBY GON' DRANK TO MUCH AND CRASH IT INTO A POLE LIKE FOR REAL? DAYUM, DIS 'BAMACARE NEEDS TIO GET HIS ♥♥♥♥ TOGETHER! I STILL OW DAYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM MONEY TO THE IRS. I JUST 'BEEN 'GNORING THEM AND THEY AIN'T FIND ME! IF THEIR' AIN'T NO WARRENTY, AND THEY FIND ME, I WON'T EVEN BE ABLE TO BUY NO EXPENSIVE FASHION FROM THE SALVATION ARMY! LIFE FO REAL

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-LaQuisha, Certified SIBW (Strong Independant Black Woman) and a board member of the ♥♥♥♥♥ Foundation (♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in the Classy Hood.)