Praise be unto the Helix Fossil.

Our Helix, Who art in fossil.Hallowed be your shell,Your evolution come,Your will be done In Kanto, as it is in Sinnoh, Give us this day our daily gym badge, And forgive us our start spam, As we have forgiven those who pressed down on the ledge, And lead us not into the way of the domed one, But deliver us from Eevee, For thine is the move-set, the rare candy,and the SS Anne ticket. Amen