All bow down to the Porcelain King!

You all try and dump your problems and waste on me but you will not bring me down...for I, the Porcelain King am where you get your greatest ideas! Some call me an epiphany toliet, others call me a gift from god. Even though you try and dump your biggest, hardest, most slimy substances down me, i can take on anything you bring my way. I know how much you need me around for when i decide i want to reject what you put in me, you always try and force it down my pipes trying to clear the way for more. So i see how needed I am and know the happiness i bring to your life. The ease of sitting down and getting all that....thought...off of your....mind...and releaving the build up before you explode in your own stomach.

Maybe one day i will give you my exciting tale of how i did become the PORCELAIN KING!