So I was playin counter strike wit Chaddledee n' WinRAR in BLU team, and there were zombies and stuff. And there was some guy and he was a tank and had a railgun. And he was like "lolololololololol im raeping j00 nao!"
And Chaddledee was like 'lolno, mate. God save the queen, mate.' (he said that because he is british, lolz). He said 'its time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, but im all out of rape' and he took pizza-slicer looking like chainsaw and sliced the ♥♥♥♥ outta the tank and made sandviches for heavy to eat. I was like 'j00 r mah hero' and WinRAR was like 'lololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololollololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololollololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol'.