*L2* *L2* *L2* *L2* *L2* *L2* *L2* *L2* *L2* *L2* *L2* *L2* *L2* *L2*

*slow claps*
*steps out of the shadows*
Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your Parrys, I mean. They're not bad. Plenty spammed... I can tell they have no thought behind them... lots of backstab material...
But parrying aint all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You watch peeve... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a ParryKing? To join those esteemed Parry ranks? To call yourself a member of the "Parry the world" clan? Parrying takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class PVPers - I mean the big guys, like Oroboro and yucaslegion2 - they're out there day and night, owning the midnight gank spanks, working tirelessly to win that next big invasion.

And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that Parry fails. Someone outplays it, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they run around and backstab you. The Parry Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every parry you land in the arena against some estoc + yhorm's machete tryhard, some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in irithyll lands an easy parry against an r1 spamming DarkSwords 3 player. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.
See you in the arena...