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We have rituals every Sunday at 8:00 PM EST. This ritual includes a boxing tournament in which everyone who has lost one or more parents will one of the participants becomes unconscious. When they come back into consciousness, they will be instantly thrown back into the ring to fight another loser from another fight until someone becomes the ultimate orphan. They will then be put into a UHAL box and shipped across the country to a landfill island. They will be forced to swim back to land in order to continue living in society. If they successfully make it back, they will receive a tattoo of a line underneath their nipple that grants them one month of immunity from the Orphan Boxing Tournament.

Every Wednesday at 12:00 AM EST we will perform 15 synchronized T-bags after a round of Dead by Daylight while chanting various insults against the killer we just bullied.

Every Friday at 3:57 PM we will play a game of Civilization 5 in order to teach orphans how to function in society.