Ocat sobered for our sins, and Shrek makes it all ogre for evil

Welcome to the church of Ocat! We believe in Ocationism; the belief in the state of mind and our Ogrelords.

Back Story:
Ocat- Gin, Vodka, Cider, and Whisky, only the avatar could balance these four drinks to get this sh*t cranked. When we needed him most he sobered up, and the Canadian Stoner Nation attacked.
THE AFRO- There once was a man named Space Hippie, he owned the entire galaxy. He once ate gas station bathroom space Tacobell and died of butthole fallout. At his funeral his spirit attached to his afro creating the most powerful being or god. He gives off a bright shine that only true believers can see past, hence the term: "You've never seen THE AFRO!"

Peoples:
Our Gods: THE AFRO, Shrek
Jesus: Ocat
5 Horsemen: Nicholus Cage, Nick McManlyMahon, Leo, DJ Murr Murr, Sebastion Tango Redemtion

3rd-Party Sub-Divisions:
A-team: Dan-The-Man, Chad Kroeger, Kickboxing Banana
Secret Snake Club: Headmaster Skelton
Priests of Ocat: Doug Dimmadome, Jose
Scrublords: Devin Temeo, Fedora Wearing Scrublord

Enemies: illminatii, Spoodermin, Candia Stoner Nation, Obama

Bible:
http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Nonsensical:_Starring_Nicolas_Cage