Obama's Llama

Good evening. Tonight, I can report to the Obama's Llama community and to the world that the MI6 in conjunction with myself have conducted an operation that killed Santa, the leader of the Elf's, and a terrorist who’s responsible for the murder of thousands of innocent men, women, and children.

It was nearly 10 years ago that a bright September day was darkened by the worst attack on the Obama's Llama community in our history. The images of 9/11 are seared into our national memory -- hijacked planes cutting through a cloudless September sky; the Twin Llamas collapsing to the ground; black smoke billowing up from the The Community Centre; the wreckage of Flight 93 in Shanksville, Pennsylvania, where the actions of heroic citizens saved even more heartbreak and destruction.

Thank you. May God bless you. And may God bless the Obama's Llama Community.