SANDVICH MAKE ME STRONG!

For years their has been a peaceful creature... a creature that is innocent and almost playful and very very fat. This creature is known as the sandvich heavy... it does not fight enemies but rather it just om nom nomes on its sandvich inviting its enemies to become friends and enjoy a sandvich... naturally this creature is hunted down and killed at every turn. Thus for years sandvich heavies had to hide in the shadows or even have to kill its enemies using its over compensation mingun though its does not like it... But a resistance of sandvich heavies had begun rising up from the underground. After securing an alliance with the spycrabs and the pimpwalking demos and the sexy snipers the sandvich heavies struck a bold blow at the battle of 2fort classic2 where a young leader named A Cannibal Llama led his people to victory.. at first the enemies of the sandvich heavies tried to hunt them down but in the end they could not resist the sheer om nom noming... now this Cannibal Llama has started a steam group to spread the news to any downtrodden sandvich heavy who has been bonked and backstabbed and burned so many times... SANDVICH HEAVIES OF THE WORLD... UNITE! p.s. spycrabs, sexy snipers, and pimpwalking demos are also allowed in the group we accept ALL partiers regardless of class!