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5kru8z 1337 5quad
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5kru8z 1337 5quad
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ABOUT 5kru8z

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This is a Counter Strike: Global Offensive group for ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
Please keep it that way.

Group Member Requirements:
1. Must have weed that we can share.
2. Must be FaZe Clan ex-member.
3. Must be Jewish.
4. Must have Gay Pride.
5. Must be able to do 1080, quickswitch (Y, Y), dolphin dive, quickscope, noscope, ladder stall, fake reload, have UAV inbound, grenade throw, tomahawk, 5 Headshot collateral.
5. Must be able to noscope with Negev.
6. Must have Counter Strike.
7. Must be good at Counter Strike.
8. Must be able to trashtalk. (e.g. 1v1 me u skrub, m8 I'll fkn wreck u any day, ♥♥♥ at me bro.)
9. Must be member of Illuminati.
10. Must have address to Snoop Dogg's secret weed stash.
11.Do not invite random 5kru8z.
12. Must have a healthy diet of Mountain Dew and Doritos.
13. Must have hacks.
14. Must clutch 1vs5 all the time.
15. Must be able to ninja defuse.
16. Must be able to speak Russian.
17. Must wear a fedora and a pair of sunnies.
18. Must have a neckbeard.
19. Must have Osama Bin Laden on Steam Friends List.
20. Must not listen to rule 21.
21. Must not listen to rule 22.
22. Must be able to abide by these rules to be in the group.

If you can't follow these rules and get high, get the ♥♥♥♥ out.
Just a few words we admins want to say.
Jks.

5 Man Group Matchmaking Lineups/Roster:

• Support: Frenzy
• IGL/AWPER: Dawgz
• Entry: hi k bye
• 2nd AWPer: Razer
• ♥♥♥♥ off we need a 5th man

Substitutes Lineup/Roster:
•Mr Bungles
•Ap3x
•ToastedWaffles
•Allu
•Papa Johns
•€×þµ└§Θ

Peace out 5kru8z,
Admins
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Click to watch us party after lan (69 - 0 win) c:[lemonparty.fr]
Click here to watch our quickscope montage :)[meatspin.fr]
POPULAR DISCUSSIONS
11 Comments
pingaz 26 Dec, 2018 @ 10:58pm 
lol suck my peen u 5kru8z
Expulso 17 Feb, 2016 @ 2:17am 
damn this was rly good
sGod 5 Oct, 2015 @ 8:18am 
fk me we missed a whole good lot of days during the holidays for a scrim ;c
black 7 May, 2015 @ 12:11am 
I noscope with Negev all the time
Expulso 5 May, 2015 @ 2:53am 
pls reserve me b0s
xiao ji ji ren 11 Apr, 2015 @ 5:14am 
HELLO MY PUNY HUMAN FRIENDS. I AM KIM. JONG. UN!!!!!
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Founded
17 June, 2014
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Location
Syrian Arab Republic