I loved Slin so much, I had all the merchandise and movies
I pray to Slin every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given
''Slin is love'' I say. "Slin is life"
My dad hears me and calls me a b4nny
I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for Slin
I called him a Ruwin
He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
I'm crying now, and my face hurts
I lay in bed and it's really cold
A warmth is moving towards me
I feel something touch me
It's Slin
I am so happy
He whispers in to ear "this is my map review"
He grabs me with his powerful medi gun and puts me on my knees
I'm ready
I spread my ass cheeks for Slin
He penetrates my butt hole with his healbeam
It hurts so much but I do it for Slin
I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
I push against his force
I want to please Slin
He roars a mighty ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ as he fills my butt with his love
My dad walks in
Slin looks him straight in the eyes and says. "IT IZ ARR OVAR NAO"
Slin leaves through my window
Slin is love, Slin is life.