The Elite Defense Forces of Niger Sudan

NATION HISTORY
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The Dictatorship of NIGER SUDAN is a large, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, soft-spoken computers, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 56 million Niger Sudanians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

GOVERNMENT
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The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.6%.

ECONOMY
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The thriving Niger Sudanian economy, worth 4.93 trillion Cottons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 88,031 Cottons, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 269,326 per year while the poor average 22,287, a ratio of 12.1 to 1.

CULTURE
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Nude art is becoming wildly popular, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, failure to pay the thrice-daily homage to the divine Leader is punishable by death, and the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. NIGER SUDAN's national animal is the Komodo Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

HEIL NIGER SUDAN
GLORY TO OUR GREAT NATION

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LEGISLATION IN NIGER SUDAN AS OF 20.05.2016

20 May, 2016 - duck | 0 Comments

8 minutes ago: Following new legislation in NIGER SUDAN, the government has completely eliminated all childcare programs.
10 minutes ago: Following new legislation in NIGER SUDAN, surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods.
12 minutes ago: Following new legislation in NIGER SUDAN, programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours.
10 hours ago: NIGER SUDAN was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry.
20 hours ago: Following new legislation in NIGER SUDAN, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals.
23 hours ago: Following new legislation in NIGER SUDAN, the internet has been placed under government control.
23 hours ago: Following new legislation in NIGER SUDAN, the country has unplugged its internet connection to prevent subversive content.
1 day 10 hours ago: NIGER SUDAN was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
1 day 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in NIGER SUDAN, colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Niger Sudanian Liberator".
1 day 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in NIGER SUDAN, nobody ever seems to enter or leave the armour-plated flying castle that serves as NIGER SUDAN's House of Parliament.
1 day 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in NIGER SUDAN, strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins.
1 day 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in NIGER SUDAN, breast milk lattes are the newest fad among hip urbanites.
3 days ago: Following new legislation in NIGER SUDAN, the newly revamped army is so eager for action that it has trouble keeping the peace.
4 days ago: Following new legislation in NIGER SUDAN, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations.
4 days ago: NIGER SUDAN was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
5 days ago: Following new legislation in NIGER SUDAN, strange lights seen in the sky are officially regarded as weather balloons or hoaxes and nothing else.
5 days ago: Following new legislation in NIGER SUDAN, pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects.
5 days ago: NIGER SUDAN was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes, Largest Gambling Industry, Most Avoided, Fattest Citizens, and Most Ignorant Citizens.
5 days ago: Following new legislation in NIGER SUDAN, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over NIGER SUDAN.
6 days ago: Following new legislation in NIGER SUDAN, seafood restaurants assure customers 'If it lives in the sea, it's on our menu'.
6 days ago: Following new legislation in NIGER SUDAN, the nation is under martial law.
6 days ago: NIGER SUDAN was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
7 days ago: Following new legislation in NIGER SUDAN, citizens must pay to enjoy NIGER SUDAN's pristine beaches.
7 days ago: Following new legislation in NIGER SUDAN, pro-democracy protesters are shot on sight by state police.

LEGISLATION IN NIGER SUDAN AS OF 26.04.2016

26 April, 2016 - duck | 0 Comments

Randomly bombing neighboring countries has become the new national sport.

Scenic mountain vaeys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway.

The people of Niger Sudan are known for their nihilistic attitudes.

Families consisting of more than 3 are to be split up.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller.

Reports of arson have doubled since the introduction of privatised fire protection service.

The words 'private' and 'enterprise' are not to be used in the same sentence.