The New, Clear Problem

From the calm, soothing haven of hotnuke, the gentle and graceful nukes (NewClear RawKit, or Payloads) migrate everywhere around the TFDB world to emit enormous bursts of friendliness, displaying a beautiful array of warm colors that spreads happiness and laughter to everyone, especially when nukes are traveling at higher speeds.

Unfortunately, there are the unusually insane, the ignorants, or the confused who are unable to understand and fear the adorable nukes and wind turbine them into the cold, hard ground... Without rocket jumping. Rocket jumping with nukes is fine, of course.

If the nukes are still looked down upon and the brutal displeasure continue to rise towards these creatures, they can be ordered to be extinct, vanishing the joy nukes have brought. Come help jack up nukes' speeds to be soary across the skies and embrace them so they can take a payload off.

Invite everyone so they can block you.

If you read all this, report your head to the closest hammer immediately, and the stars will guide you to your next steps. If you're unable to locate any hammer, Ripped In Papers, that's tearable. If you if a lot, then if.