I... Joshua Reed... Am Starving. I desire for the slightest joy of Fish... I'm dying without my fish... My warm... Enjoyable... Lovable Fish... I'm dying. And I need your help. I need your charity to help buy me that fish... To help support me in my cause... Please. For just a measely scrap or more you could help save the life of one stranger who's metaphorically dying in a video game due to his lack of Strange Festive Fish... Please. A great bear once said "Only you can prevent wild fires" This is what he meant. This is the time to help my cause.