NTA

We are the military wing of the National Grass Association and train enthusiasts. We enjoy trains. Do enjoy this short history compiled by one of our elite.

History of the NTA
The NTA emerged from Russia during Russia’s Stalin period. The well known children’s book and television star Thomas the Tank Engine was the genius behind the NTA. But Thomas was not always the bubbly character that we see. Born in Russia in 1920 Thomas has a hard start to his life. In 1940 Thomas was recruited in the red army. He is well known as being the train featuring in Call of Duty Modern Warfare as the train the Reznov gets out of during the mission their land their blood. He was always involved with communism and became fascinated in the background of how a country can be so strong behind one party. During the periods after the war Thomas was avid in helping Stalin around the country and listened and heard the plans that were being made. When Stalin died he was the train that drove the body of Stalin through the country side to his funeral. He predictedlol the end of communism and thought of a party that could continue this period. This is where he thought of the NTA recruiting other trains was a success. But he could not do this in Russia. He had to expand before he could attack Sealand (the most powerful country in the world) and take over the world. In 1978 Thomas attempted a confusing attack on the country with mercenaries but this failed. This is when Thomas realised that he had to do it himself. This is when he and his party moved to the UK to make a show so that he could grow in popularity and eventually call on his followers. The show targeted children, Thomas’s plan was subliminally transfer messages into these children’s minds so that when he calls on his force they may attack. Thus the programme “Thomas the Tank Engine” was created in 1984. The subliminal messages transferred read “♥♥♥♥ SEALAND” and “HAIL MIGHTY THOMAS”. In CLASSIFIED Thomas and his crew were preparing to attack with the well known Train Bouts (google that ♥♥♥♥) when Sealand attacked there camp. It was found that Henry one of Thomas’s most trusted was a spy. Sealand where merciless and killed everyone. This signalled the end of the NTA. Or did it?
Yes it did
Or did it?
In this same year two men were born. Liam and Jon. After a (HIGHLY SUCCESSFUL) attempt to make a party (the well known NGA) by Jon they were looking for something new and after seeing the well known ASDF movies found a fascination for trains (due to liking them) and Liam found something. Due to Thomas being Liam’s hero (still is) he had watched the most of it in the world and in 2011 the subliminal messages connected in Liam’s mind and over the popular forum of ‘steam’ Liam shared the idea of the NTA with Jon and the NTA was reborn. Now with recruits coming from everywhere (Nick) Jon and Liam are planning an attack on Sealand. The NTA shall be our saviors of the fury that is the Sealand. HAIL THE NTA