You don't know, man: You weren't THERE!

It took seven eventful tours in Vietnam, a buttload of medals, four knees full of shrapnel, and some questionably honorable discharges before the unthinkable happened: The Nam Vets ran out of wars. But now an army of infected undead has declared war on humanity. After decades of aimless drifting and dead-end jobs, we've finally gotten back the only thing we ever wanted: an audience to listen to all our encounters in Nam.

We now dispatch our AWOL Vets into the wolrd of Team Fortress 2, and both Left 4 Dead universes. Our units are best distinguished by their Veteran's Berets, post-traumatic stress pills, and their neverending war-related tales which get better every time they relate them.

The requirements for joining the Envees are very simple:
1. You must have a Veteran's Beret.
2. You must have gone through at least 2 stages of shell-shock.
3. You must have gone to Nam (at least) 5 times for 3 seperate wars.

Salute!