We're the kewl kids of the town

Hi, today I present to you the best ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SHT EVEEER. Basically The Kewl Kat Klub is a rehab program for those who are in or have left the infamous EgN.



We offer free cookies, elephants, tigers, white tigers, lions, albino lions, polar bears, wolves, bears, "black" bears, super bears, siberian huskyes, Tyrannosaurouses, Spinosaurouses, Sarchosaurous, Mesosaurouses, Megolodon's, raptors, raptors from jur-ass park, huge ASSS dino's, coffee, sugar cubes, horses, dire wolves, short faced bears, tar pits, pools, public pools, ancient springs that formed 3000 years ago, atomic bombs, Tsar bomb, little boys, hamburgers, humanburgers, little kittens for breakfeast, iron, steel, steel blades for slitting your wrists, child pornography for all of your weird needs, a bong, some weed, some cocaine, some heroine, some super heroine, some yellow cocaine, some lighters, super heroine that will destroy your skin if you even touch it, some needles, some dirty needles, some bath salts, some nuttela, some dark chocolate peanut brittle, some kelp for your smoking needs, kat nip, dog nip, dog nipples, HUGE CAT NIPPLES, adult cats, adult birds, birds that can run from explosions, a blade forged by the heavens, a portal to hell, a portal to a little boys bed room, some lube, PAY-DAY 2, tf2 hats (lmao), a walmart phone, The Spring of Youth and Eternal Life <3, very large hearts, (this) (-❤️-), aliens, michael jordan, Jays, pope, Legend of Zelda pots, Rupees son, alien ships, yu-gi-oh cards sonnnn, some words, a book full of curses, a grandma for all the cookies you need, water meloon, some other good ♥♥♥♥, and a fun picture of cats hugging each other.


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